I made something for a special lady on her special day.
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It’s a double layered buttercream cake.
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birth dear Lilly,
Happy Birthday to you.
Make a wish and blow out the candle!
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May all your birthday wishes come true.
Pink tulips just for you.
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I wish I was going to Katsucon, then I would get the chance to meet you in person. And maybe even…ask you if maybe…you would want to go to…dinner with me. But because I won’t be able to make it, I wrote you this poem:
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You…
Holy crap, my heart is beating like a million times a second. People have sent me messages about how I should tell you my name. I’m so shy, I…I feel so awkward and I think I might be blushing. Oh man oh man oh man…I don’t know, should I say who I am…? I’m just so bad at talking to women and so embarrassed right now.
Pink tulips just for you.
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I wish I was going to Katsucon, then I would get the chance to meet you in person. And maybe even…ask you if maybe…you would want to go to…dinner with me. But because I won’t be able to make it, I wrote you this poem:
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You are as bright as the Alternian star
With a mind as sharp as a Threshecutioner’s sickle
Your eyes as deep as The Furthest Ring
With your chestnut hair as soft as the plushest Smuppet
Far hotter than the rays of the Green Sun
Funnier than the Subjugglators’ greatest joke
Sweeter than The Batterwitch’s most delectable confection
And more captivating than the clouds of Skaia
You can always be my Thief of Heart
Fierce as a raging Musclebeast
Yet gentle like a Jade Blooded Mother
My love stolen away in your Sylladex
All I want in my Dream Bubble is you, so with the flushest hope I ask
Would you like to share, this human emotion called Valentines?
I also baked you cookies.
